i know that you might think mo has quite a reputation for partying, america. it would be easy to see why. heres an example. and heres one and heres another one.

but to tell you the truth, i was a good little boy this weekend, and it turned out to work in my favor.

this weekend there were a good number of things that mo could be celebrating in his usual manner, on top of the fact that it was the weekend. hmmm where should we begin...

there was a concert on saturday called live 8. if you didnt know, this show was a ripoff of the charity concert liveaid held in 1985 to raise awareness for aids and hiv and such. what better way to do that than to have freddie mercury and queen absolutely rock the fucking house with a piano and white lyrca tights. this goaround of the concert was to influence world leaders at the G8 summit to cancel massive amounts of debt to third world countries in africa. good stuff.

the mtv coverage sucked, obviously. too many commericials, too many vjs, too much talking and not enough showing of, um, the concert. they were dumb enough to cut Pink Floyd's set off in the middle of a fucking song to go to a gd commericial. really smart, mtv. cut off the biggest song of the biggest reunited band in the world to pay some fucking bills. i hate mtv.

and then theres the birthday of a nation. this nation, our nation, to be exact. the fourth of july is always a great excuse to go outside and grill some meat, drink some beer, and blow some shit up with matches and various explosives. all these celebrations are great, because they remind us that we indeed have the liberty to do such things, and its that liberty that this country was founded on two hundred years ago, and upon which this country stands today.

no animals were harmed during mo's weekend celebrations.

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