the thing to do late at night when youve had way way way too much to drink is to blog.

but right before you do that, you should definitely check out was your local cable service provider can offer you at three o clock in the morning. you know, when youve got the munchies and there are beer cans all over your fucking house and you really really dont feel like cleaning them up.

here on the east coast, the main cable service provider for most peoples is time warner, boys and girls. the same time warner that now owns america online and fucked both of the former owners of aol way way way up both of their collective asses.

needless to say, it sucks to be them.

but when you watch tv real late at night, and the corona and bacardi and sailor jimmy's navy spiced rum courses through your veins and thins out your blood to the point where, if you got cut, you would bleed forever oh shit i forgot where i was going with this sentence.

warning, these stunts are performed by professionals and we must insist that you do not attempt to recreate them at home.

bitches.

anyways, im drunk and im tired and covered in sweat from dancing at the club all damn night like a damn fool.

peace out, bitches.

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