see kids, the biggest reason why the gop and the president are leading this country into the deepest of depths and the worst of times is not because the two hairdresser dudes down the street want to get married.

and its not because some brown guy who wears a towel on his head and shits in a bucket in a cave in some god awfully sweaty and smelly land called afghanishitty hates wall street.

and it sure as hell isnt because social security is going to shit, or because of filibusters or gangsta rap or holy book toliet paper or or whatever else upon which they want to blame our nation's troubles.

the biggest problem is that bush wants america to think that its ok to be wrong.

in every political issue where liberals and neocons are split, the right side of the aisle always always invokes their best of intentions and not their worst of results. there is a saying that its easier to ask for forgiveness instead of permission. well the gop asks for neither. they try to convince the public that the mistakes and problems and misguided efforts of the party in power are, in fact, allowable because hey

we didnt know any better

we have to stay on the offensive

insert random double talk phrases that dont make any sense here. one of these perhaps.

notice how in each of the above options, a simple 'i fucked up' is nowhere to be found.

the last time america heard straight talk like george galloway's senate hearing asskicking was when some other guy named george was prez.

read

my

lips.

no

new

taxes.

and whaddy know? a republican lied right in the face of the american people, just to get elected. i am jack's complete lack of surprise.

for any true american, the gop's denial of political responsibility and singleminded focus on blaming the problems of the majority on the powerless minority smacks a little too hard of a funny little man named adolph and his historic uses of propaganda and political muscle to, um, kill millions of people and convince millions more that it was right. to put it lightly, the history books say he 'stayed on the offensive.' watching a moron with the iq of a baseball talk about privatizing social security feels a little too much like a dark haired dark eyed man talk about himself as the leader of the fair haired blue eyed german master race.

if that doesnt scare you, then YOU my friend, are the unpatriotic and the unamerican.

how is it that, with an ivy league educated oil tycoon and former owner of a major league baseball franchise as our president, the two smartest, most no nonsense, most passionate leaders in america are jon stewart and a rebel from the british parliament? if these two ran the country, we arent getting any body bags from iraq, our economy isnt taking a nose dive into the toilet, and shit, even i would have a fucking job.

a member of the gop simply does not have the correct mindset or approach to solving problems to be trusted with running the country.

a republican would fix the problem of lower scoring in the nba by making the ball smaller.

a republican would prevent teenage pregnancies by banning access to hotel rooms by minors on prom night.

a republican would fix america by sucking it dry and laughing at us atop a throne of dirty money while we pick up the pieces left behind.

screw you guys, im going home.

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