Friday, March 11, 2005
 baseball is for punk ass bitches. period.
the most unathletic activity on the face of the earth, the most decadent, the most expensive and the most elitist is now pulling out their bollocks and tbagging congress in the face with them.
kinda like the gop does to the american people. everyday.
we are better than you. we spend more money, play more games and dominate the news by an totally unholy margin. anyone who watches espn in the summer knows what im talking about.
and the people hate it.
to real sports fans, march is all about college hoops. bubble teams and conference tournaments and championships. we want watch real games that really matter, and real athletes that can really play.
stop distracting us with insignificant news that take the focus off of the real issues. baseball coverage should talk about balco and creams and asterisks, not spring training or grapefruit games.
congress has hearings on a public issue that people want the government to investigate or ask questions about when no one else will. lynn cheney and the pmrc got their hearing in front of congress. the 911 commission got theirs too.
frank zappa john denver dee snyder all showed, without protest. so did colon powell. they had nothing to hide. they said their piece and congress and america got their peace.
but bud selig and donald fehr have more important things to do. like sweep syringes under the carpet.
baseball is full of shit. bonds is full of shit, cuz hes too full of himself to even address the issue. he wont even deny using them he so cocky. canseco is full of shit, but not about steriods or who used them.
selig wont allow anyone to dig deep and ask the tough questions. or even answer the tough questions. its none of your business, you have no right to know whats going on, we have our own laws and our own rules we answer to a higher authority than you. and until you realize that, we'll answer your direct questions with nothing but roundabout questions.
sound familiar? it should.
where are the wmds? freedom and liberty.
whos taking steriods? i dont know.
what about torture? youre racist.
what do you think about canseco's comments? he just wants dough.
who are we attacking next? no one, we're invading.
what about bonds? he didnt know the cream was steriods.
who is jeff gannon? youre a bigot who hates gays.
why dont you implement a zero tolerance policy? stop attacking our cba.
but dont you hate gays? no, i just believe in the sanctity of marriage.
why dont you come talk to us under oath? this is a gross misuse of congressional power.
its sad, cuz baseball would rather be certain that be right
and thats why theyre wrong.
posted by accident at 11:33:00 AM +
 
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