i believe in lots of things, and other people believe in lots of things too. sometimes those things dont match up, and thats ok, cuz the important thing is that people have
something, anything that they believe in. its almost like the answer to why humans were put on this planet is to believe in something. if not, than what are you here to do? make some money? see some girls' tan lines? take drugs? no way man, theres way more to this world than that. something bigger, greater, more powerful than any fist or missile. to find something to follow to our hearts content.
thats what i believe in.
i believe that good sportsmanship is better than bad sportsmanship
i believe in the sanctity of casual, commitment-less relations with beautiful women.
i believe i can fly.
i believe i am not going anywhere after i die.
i believe in the golden rule: he who has the gold should treat everyone the way he would want to be treated.
i believe in hockey.
i believe that hockey will not survive the next 10 years.
i believe that the pen is mightier that the weapons of mass destruction.
i believe that ive learned everything i needed to know about how to get women through the game of poker.
i believe that poker is as much of a sport as window washing.
i believe in the sand beneath my toes, the beach give a feeling, an earthly feeling...
i believe that baseball is the reason why the world hates America.
i believe that the star spangled banner should be played on electric guitar, not sung, before sporting events.
i believe that all professional athletes should play for twenty dollars an hour, and have no bitching fines written into their contracts.
i believe that a well dressed ugly man gets laid a lot more than an underdressed sugar daddy.
i believe that marisa tomei is the sexiest woman alive.
i believe that by june, i will have slept with three of my bosses at the dealership.
i believe that no one will find out, and i will not get fired.
i believe that no one could survive a single day without good friends and good food.
i believe that lists are windows into the depths of the human soul, without all the pesky paragraphs.
