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Saturday, January 07, 2006

i never learned how to smile. i do it all the time. and laugh too. a lot. but whenever someone says hey, get in this picture of two hot chicks, i always get really nervous. cuz at some point, he'll inevitably say cheese or smile or some variation of that and all of a sudden, i have no clue what to do.

my cheeks do a sort of confused shrug and the corner of my mouth nudge them a little in the wrong direction and somewhere along the line, a tooth or two pops out like a super bowl halftime show. and then theres a flash and its over.

i blame it on other people. totally and completely someone elses fault. as with most things, like driving a stick or writing a term paper, someone has to teach you how to smile. i can do it, but only randomly. if someone tells a funny joke, i smile. if a pretty girl looks me in the eye and says hey there hot stuff, i smile. but its not a conditioned response. i cant pull it out of my ass when someone tells me too.

say cheese, muthafuckas.

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