Thursday, August 25, 2005
 today i learned something.
something about the human race.
there are different kinds of people, all different kinds. but they can all be separated into two types.
the ones that can shop at walmart and the ones who cant.
cuz you see folks, if you get in your car and drive somewhere with the intent of buying something, chances are that walmart will stock it and stock it for cheap.
really really cheap.
people that successfully shop at walmart realize this, and know that everytime they step foot through those doors, they will walk out those same doors with whatever they came in search of.
milk shaving cream outdoor chairs goldfish dvds team logo tshirts diet coke diet pepsi digital camera memory cars plants shoes fabrics rugs hammers screw bolts assorted nuts toilet seats and spray paint.
and thats just aisle one.
people that shop at walmart know that they can whatever their hearts desire, if they have the patience to find it.
its patience really that separates the walmarters and the lazy.
cuz people who cant shop at walmart dont have the patience to do something crazy like walking around a store, reading some signs, and locating the everyday goods they need themselves.
the people are also known as spoiled, bratty americans.
half of this country is so used to be waited on, having store managers bending over backwards, businesses giving their shit away for free in the name of customer service that its sickening. i guess thats what happens when you can buy your food. people get lazy and dont respect the art of survival because they dont have to do it anymore.
the previous paragraph was brought to you courtesy of db fucking hayes. hes a smart kid.
if you walk into a walmart and cannot find what you are looking for, or dont have the patience to find it, you should be sent to siberia for a month.
to find your own goddamn food.
to make your own damn tp.
to see how you get along without any dvds, much less cheap shitty old ones.
thatll teach em.
posted by accident at 1:30:00 AM +
 
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