hi job

hi there! how are you doing today?

im fine...

thats great! i just wanted to let you know that we're have a great sale today! you could save up to $500 on a car!

umm thanks, but im not really looking for...

well, what kind of pre owned vehicle are you looking for today?

umm, job, thats what im supposed to say when im doing you. not you.

thats great! so, what do you want in a car?

dammit job, shut up, im trying to do an interview here.

sigh. sorry mo, im just trying to do what they tell me to do.

what do you mean, job?

well they have all these numbers and standards and things to do for people that do me. they have to say hi! to all the customers that come in, even when theyre twelve or ninety and obviously arent gonna buy anything. i really dont think its effective selling.

well what do you think could be better about you?

i just think that the used car business bases their performance standars for thier salespeople on the wrong kind of numbers. like theres total sales, even though all the people that are at the lot who are doing me on a certain day arent all actually selling cars. some of them are greeting, some of them are doing test drives, some are doing paperwork...

sounds harsh.

thats not even all. then theres conversion, which is the rate of people that come on to the lot that drive off the lot with a car that we sold them. and no matter what, we always always have to do better on conversion. its never good enough.

well maybe you should quit bitching and get better at your job.

well maybe you should quit bitching about paris so damn much. she aint even on this continent right now.

wtf? how did you know about that?!?!?!

mo, everyone knows about that. get over it. move on. you know that manager jennifer?

jennifer aniston? the hot one?

yeah, shes totally into you.

really?

yeah.

hmm, i guess youre not so bad after all, job.

damn straight. hey mo.

yeah?

could i interest you in a nineteen ninety...

shut up job.

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