volume 2

you have been the one, you have been the one for me

Sunday, July 24, 2005

fuck shit ass bitch cunt shooby deh doo wop

there once was an episode of south park where the little eight year old construction paper boys said the word shit over 4445869 times. but the moral of the story was that cursed words really are cursed, in the harry potter dungeons and dragons kind of way. and at the end, since the kids said curse words so many times, the dragons and the monsters were unleashed, and almost destroyed the whole town. so they told everyone to stop saying shit just because they didnt want to get knocked the fuck out by some monsters. what a bunch of pussy ass bitches.

yeah, i watch south park. get over it.

trey parker and matt stone are goddamn geniuses. really really funny and talented and smarter than 99.857 percent of people running this country.

no, this is not a review of south park. sorry.

im just trying to be as offensive as fucking possible, you ass fucking shit heads.

cuz you see america, that big, hi im double the size of any other spike on the graph spike is from the day after i made up with the blogfather don blogeone tony pierce and he put the Volume 2 name on his today specials. which, if i were a dumbass eight year old kid in bumfuck colorado, i would interpret as if you piss off somebody, or do or say something offensive, people will pay more attention.

and bloggers are the kind of attention whores only rivaled by eric cartman.

kenny would be pretty bad too, but we never know what he is saying.

if he had subtitles, the fcc would be all over their bitch ass like whoa.

fawkers.

posted by accident at 1:05:00 AM +

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