welcome to the first installment of thinking aloud with mo. on this show, i see what time it is, then write until the top of the hour. it is now one thirty seven ay em. this week's episode will be 23 minutes long, starting at the tone.
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im not really sure what to think about this picture. gd thats a big ass rock comes to mind. so does damn, isnt she like a foot taller than him? but in hindsight i guess she couldnt possibly do worse that chris im a gay idiot tool cline. at least mr. cruz has money. hopefully, for his sake, he has a pre nup too.
there is good evidence for the case that the whole tomkat phenomenon is a publicity stunt. the guy they call maverick has in the past only fallen for the hot female costar of whatever movie hes shooting that week. mr. holmes does not fall under this category. i guess dakota fanning didnt return his phone calls.
and in case you didnt knotice america, BOTH of them have movies coming out during this whole blowup. and in hollywood, theres a saying that goes theres no publicity like free publicity.
in hollywood, things are different. alot tighter and alot more conservative. yes, you read that right. conservative. if you show up to a movie premier with a woman thats not your mom or your sister, you two are an item and there are whispers and screams about your future together on the morning after front page before you can even say what happened to penelope. so for the most unlikely combination of two stars, who have vast differences in film experience, age, height, and levels of sanity to be sucking face on red carpets on two count em two different continents is, to say the least, odd.
angelina jolie and brad pitt are fucking like jackrabbits somewhere in brentwood right now, and not a soul knows about it. the measure of the realism of a relationship under the big white letters on the hill in la is how hard you try to hide it from the prying eyes of the world, not by how many times you jump up and down and act a fool in front of oprah.
i dont think war of the worlds is going to be a good movie. at all. tom cruise is not the correct actor to play the nameless lead role. dakota fanning is too big for her britches. in movies, any main actors under the age of 12 should be nameless and unknown, cuz if they are known, the directors spent too much time casting and not enough time making a good movie.
my neighbor's hot blonde friend that lives across the street is getting married. shes twenty one and shes happy. she also thinks that cruise and holmes are 'in love' but the marriage has no possibility of lasting longer than a year.
i laughed at her.
guess what lady? the over under is six months.
why so short? she said.
i told her.
oh, one other thing.
the marriage wont last because tom cruise is gay.
2:00 AM. peace.
