its probably not the best idea to blog while youre drunk. shit, its never the best idea to do anything while youre drunk. but hemingway once said always do sober what you said youd do drunk. he said that so all of his friends would stop making jackasses of themselves at the local tavern after a few too many lagers down the hatch, but they never listened anyway.

fear not though, because that saying applies today, too. hence, here i am.

i find it easier to blog while sweet sweet mexican citrus flavored alcohol runs through my veins. i dont feel like i need to edit as much. i dont feel like i have to make these posts interesting. all i really do is just

write

write

write.

usually in the morning ill wake up hung over and tired and dehydrated and the such. and ill sit at my computer and see what other people wrote last night and stumble across my own stumbling and bumbling along the way. and ill laugh, and sometimes, ill cry at how drunk i was.

sometimes ill try to apologize because all of my fans out there have come to expect a certain level of quality in Volume 2, and i would never ever want to let them down.

its quite a bit easier to blog when drunk, because all i have to do is look up a pick of some pretty girls, and just write whatever comes to mind.

like how i love my new apartment.

like how i met a pretty blonde girl tonight.

like how paris and i had a fight.

like how i still, still dont have a fucking job.

or any source of income for that matter.

it seems to me that blogging while drunk is the easiest way to blog, because i dont even have to think about it.

words

flow

out

from

fingers

to

keyboard

to

blogosphere.

and thats not just the corona talkin.

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