volume 2

you have been the one, you have been the one for me

Saturday, April 30, 2005

if i were president, there wouldnt be any news conferences. just a bunch of statements. press release style memos, about a page each, on whatever it was i was supposed to be talking about. because if you cant explain your position on big issues in 300 words or less,

you

are

fullofshit.

college teaches you how to write alot of bullshit. as much bullshit as possible, sometimes. the more you make a professor think you can follow the ten page thesis paper formula, the higher the grade. the problem is that some of those students actually buy all that bullshit. they think that if you say what your supposed to say and he gives you a good grade, then you must know something. six months later, they dont remember the first word on that paper but hey, since they wrote it, they know all about that stuff. they see A's and start believing their own hype.

george w bush is one of those students.

clinton got heat for renting out the lincoln bedroom. well bush should get even more heat for stinking up the east room with his prime time sham on thursday night. every word out of his mouth was a lie. no truth in any of his statements.

we have no allies in talks with north korea. bush wants his way or the highway.

bush's social security plan does not work. personal accounts destroy guarenteed benefits, and graduated returns on payments does the same thing.

and when asked about the current state of the economy and concerns about inflation and gas prices, dubya went into a tirade about, of all things

asbestos

regualtion

reform.

now our commander in chief may not be a cunning linguist, but even the worst of college students can stay on topic.

ten pages at a time.

posted by accident at 9:35:00 PM +

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