volume 2

you have been the one, you have been the one for me

Thursday, March 10, 2005

hey there ginormous man-eating crocodile.

whats up mo.

theyve been looking for you for a while now. im surprised they actually caught you.

im too old for running away from wildlife hunting humans anymore.

so what exactly do people taste like?

umm, i dont think i can comment on that due to the gag order issued by the judge in my upcoming civil case.

hmm, that seems to be going around.

yeah i guess. hows paris?

who?

paris? the chick youre banging?

oh, her. i havent talked to her in a solid month.

dude what happened? i heard you guys were all hunky dory.

actually no. shes with my friend that lives down the hall now.

dude, thats fucked up.

nah not really. i kinda deserved it.

what the fuck are you talking about?

long story man. i dont really feel like telling it.

dude, tell me or ill eat you. just cuz im 348 in croc years dont mean i cant track your skinny ass down and devour you in one swallow.

alright alright. paris met my friend turkish and started banging him. then her and i started banging. it was kinda behind his back, and i didnt want to, but i thought she was gonna end it with him. when she didnt, i ended it with her.

she ended it with you to stay with him didnt she?

yeah, she did.

man, you cant get down on yourself because of her bad decisions. it takes time for things like these to work themselves out. but they always work themselves out. hang in there big guy.

thanks man.

i gotta go though. theyre putting me out to stud in the pasture.

they stud crocodiles in the pasture?

hell yeah. where do you think steve irwin gets all his friends from?

haha right.

rock on, mo.

rock on, bro.

posted by accident at 1:54:00 AM +

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