volume 2

you have been the one, you have been the one for me

Sunday, January 16, 2005

wow, the pentagon, you guys really dropped the ball on this one.

think about it, rumsfield. an entire enemy army so randied up for man-love that they can't concentrate on shooting at us. its the perfect reason not to have an escape plan, i mean plan to win the peace.

we wouldn't even need those armored vehicles to bring about victory.

or personal body armor for midnight firefights on the rooftops of fallujah.

or proper sniper equipment.

or bullets.

or all those soldiers.

or all those coffins for that matter.

i would be too distracted by the sticks of dynamite to strap a whole bunch of them to my body and my car. i would flirt with those sexy american soldiers in their hot desert camo while i tried to drive through a checkpoint that im supposed to blow up.

they haven't seen their wives and girlfriends in months. they'll take whatever they can get, right?

shaved heads are the best, baby.

screw this war, man. bush, dick, colon, you can have it. all these body part invaders are making me horny, baby. show me where my fellow soldiers are at. send me to abu ghraib, dude.

my only weapon of mass destruction is in my pants.

posted by accident at 1:24:00 PM +

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