volume 2

you have been the one, you have been the one for me

Sunday, January 09, 2005

rock on gene simmons

vh1 is never prime viewing fodder, but i have seen the "documentary" in question. saying that it portrays the 4,652 women that gene simmons has fucked as loose is like saying The Passion of the Christ is a movie about jesus.

duh.

the whole beef is over the fact that a picture of her with simmons is shown during a segment where simmons makes the comment that "no woman was off limits, and i enjoyed every one of them."

does that make her appear "wild" and "unchaste?" no, the fact you slept with gene fucking simmons makes you wild and unchaste.

oh, and the fact that you thought gene was your boyfriend for three years makes you an idiot on the level of ann coulture and ashlee simpson fans.

simmons has always always been the biggest advocate of men not getting married. ever. hell, he's been living with the mother of his children for like a few years. shes never getting a ring from him, and theres nothing she can do about it. no marriage? no problem.

the woman suing simmons is claiming she believed they were in an "exclusive, monogamous, romanitc relationship."for three years before simmons and the knights in satan's service became big time, larger than life rock stars.

we now interrupt your regularly scheduled programing for a gimme a fucking break.

if you sleep with a rock star, you are a groupie. period. groupies are by default wild, unchaste, sexually loose, and all those other things this woman is acting like she isn't. news flash: defamation only occurs when the implications made are untrue.

heres an idea. instead of wasting your time, money, and contributing to the litigation of anything that annoys us, why dont you, in order:
-get a job
-teach your son the value of hard work and being a good person rather than look for the easy way to a quick paycheck
-grow out of the living the rockstar fast lane lifestyle
-GET OVER IT

how cool would it be if gene simmons had a blog?

posted by accident at 8:41:00 PM +

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