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Monday, January 24, 2005

Hi super-huge, newborn baby.

Hi, Mo.

How did you get so big?

My mom fucking likes to eat. dumbass

How much do you weigh again?

Dude, what the fuck, im just a baby, dipshit. What in the hell does weigh mean?

It just means you have a head start. Cuz when you get older, you get fat anyway.

Oh, sweet dude, thanks for giving me something to look forward to, jackass.

You sure do cuss a whole lot.

my mom has to feed a 17 pound baby 900 miles from civilization. i talk like she does.

Hey man, you live in Brazil. If you're really worried about what to look forward to, come to America.

Ooo, right, I think I heard about that. Something about bucking fushes. I don't know what a fush is either.

Its an inside joke. You'll learn when you grow up.

Like when i get as fat as you, lard-ass?

Hey, looks whos talking. Got any words of wisdom before you end up in the circus?

Don't hate on me, im fucking famous. im gonna go to the beach and pull more bronzed brazilian pussy than you could dream about. That's what my dad said to do anyway.

Wow, and i thought the bush daughters were fucked up. Peace out, dude.

Later, Mo.

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