the thing about paris is that its always the same with her.

shes always beautiful

and always gorgeous

and always blonde.

ok, maybe not always.

and her euphemism will always be that she is disarming.

she was never in love with nick carter, mainly cuz he hit her. same for green o vision ric solomon, except he just had a video camera. she has a thing for trust fund babies, though, cuz even hotel heiresses with rich last names like it when rich but not as rich as her boys buy her everything under the sun. she told me this when i took her to mcdonalds on our first date.

so when we had a little spat i knew shed come back to me.

and then she went and got herself engaged. and even then i knew everything would be ok.

even before i made the dinner reservations. even before i bought the dozen roses from the flower lady on franklin street.

even before i picked up the phone and said im sorry.

it took me two days to figure out that she wasnt going to call first. i gave her five more days after that to cool off, and when i called her, i had her at hello.

hey

hi

whos the new boytoy?

some pretty boy with lots of money.

just how you like em, huh?

yup

do you even know what paris means in greek?

umm, no...

it means punk ass bitch.

ha ha very funny smartass.

she has the best sarcastic laugh ever, boys and girls. its the kind of laugh that you feel through your whole body when you hear it. its the kind of laugh that makes you feel happy.

she smiled.

dinner sounds wonderful

pick ya up at 6.

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